You might be a grow nerd if you see your neighbor’s giant tomato plants and wonder how well they would do with cannabis.
You might be a grow nerd if you look at a head of iceberg lettuce, think it looks larfy, and wonder what the grower did wrong.
You might be a grow nerd if you see an envelope in the mail and instantly hope it’s seeds.
You might be a grow nerd if you regularly lose the lids to your 1 gallon plastic jugs, and when you find one it’s not even for the jug you’re using.

Things that have made me realize lately. Add more if you have realized you, too, are a grow nerd.
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Or when your son shows you his prized bonsai tea tree, and you instantly recognize it has a potassium deficiency lol! 
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Oh boy, I probably belong at the head of the line! Thanks for the laugh 
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If no matter where you are, where you drive or walk, you rate that place as a potential growsite…
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When friends or family go on vacation and you wonder if they can pick up so local heirloom or landrace seeds for you.
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When you put your ring door camera in grow room so you can check on the girls at work.
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When every tree or bush (non cannabis) looks like a nug lol.
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Fuck yeah grow nerd for life !
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you might be a grow nerd if you’ve lost track of how many seeds you have
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I’ve grown tomatoes in the same tent as my weed San Francisco fog was killing them,they like the heat in the tent
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Man, I’ve been looking at lambs ear different since I started growing lol they look like little nugs
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You might be a grow nerd if you’ve bought a container of plant nutrients for $30 but would never pay that much for a bottle of vitamins for yourself.
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Wait, there are nutrients for humans too?
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When people ask you what day it is?
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And you respond, “Of veg, or flower?”.
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you might be a grow nerd if you construct a laboratory just to study weed.
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you ARE a grow nerd if you construct a laboratory just to study weed
Fixed it for ya!

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lol guilty!!! As charged!
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