It’s been done though. The most appealing part of punching a giraffe is that no one has ever done it. It’s about glory 
You know you’re just encouraging him… he’s just gonna read the first few paragraphs of the article and come to this:
You’re probably confused by that last sentence. You’ve never heard of anyone punching a giraffe. Who does that?
Nobody does. Not literally. Which is kind of the point.
Come on, someone in Africa or in a zoo has to have done it at some point 
That’s pretty neat but what’s the machine thing on top?
Those are windmills.
Ha. Just kidding. It’s a rifle rest
I like to tell people they are wind generators for making a breeze and then watching them look at me like I’m stupid.
I’ve never heard of the term before. I feel like the article is telling me to stop talking about it and get to swinging!
Exactly the point the entire time 
This actually arrived today…
Was thinking of remaking this album cover
