“Hey you, thing that weighs 20 times what I do, come here for a second…”
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Yes, I tried to sneak up on a moose (just to touch it) when backpacking through Isle Royale. That was a mistake and I had to hide out in a portapotty. A giraffe would be an even bigger (excuse the pun) mistake.
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Moose touching is highly illegal without a permit and even then only in touching season.
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I lived in rural AK a moose while f*ck you up quick and then continue eating foliage around your trampled body
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I’m American, that’s permit enough.
Agreed.
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I once had rangers invade my campsite. Those guys are well armed and carry handcuffs. For poachers I guess. And they write tickets just for fun. Fuckers. It’s supposed to be crown land, but nope, there’s the man. Ruined my whole trip.
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Yes but what obscene things do you want to do to Canada Geese?
Are Canadian geese more promiscuous than other geese?
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Just wait till he grows up and becomes a menace to society shitting all over the ground and blocking traffic.
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Yes they will impregnate any living animal from rat to donkey.
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Fixed that for you.
Jokes on him because Ken has no genitals. No impregnating rodents without those.
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Oh hell yes… never missed it.
Yep-- I’m feckin old…
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I have the same hairdo as this guy. It’s getting harder and harder to find a qualified barber
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They don’t sell bowls in Canada?
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Yeah but they’re metric bowls and don’t do as good a job. “Gimme the one imperial gallon trim please.”
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Wait a min, Ken has no junk
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I think he’s got junk he just can’t take off his underpants. He’s a never-nude.
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