for the first 3 seconds i was looking for the red dot and couldnât find it
âWhen I fell the floor cracked where I landed.â
Chaotic evil is me lol.
Wouldnât be the first time someone may describe me as chaotic evil but probably the lamest reason for doing so!
I donât like ebooks because I canât dog ear them.
Pretty sure that chart is wrong. The chaotic evil one is supposed to be a severed human ear. Much more panache⌠and lawful evil memorizes the page number? What ever happened to suing your enemies into oblivion and using their bankruptcy papers as bookmarks? Kids these days. 
Damn youâre a hardcore reader 
Nah, just much more creative at roleplaying evil alignments than any Canadian could ever manage, eh? Too polite, I guess⌠
Youâve seen too many Ghost videos.
You have a point about the Canucks though. How evil can whatever youâre doing really be if you apologize every step of the way? Imagine trying to dismember a body and having to say sorry about ever sawing motion.
Exactly! When in doubt, look to Mike Tyson for lessons on being chaotic evil.
We are polite because otherwise itâs mutually assured destruction.
Where politeness ends ass kicking begins.
