Damn, too early, warn a brother, that’s a very special kind of pain…
Fak I gotta go wash my eyes.
Doesn’t help that I’m pooping right now too 
I wanted to agree with this but then I realized I haven’t even turned my ringer on in as long as I can remember anyway. So if your emergency is in standard daytime hours I’ll get back to you when I check my phone and if it’s after bed o’clock I’m not your guy.
hell yeah dont call me after …like he said “bed o’clock” unless your in jail…oh wait even if you are in jai…l but them again calling me if your in jail isn’t a good idea either cause I’m prolly sitting right next to you 
i remember once i got a call at 2am i answered WTF do you want…oooops it was my mom calling to tell me my dad had a heart attack…i kinda rolled my eyes to my self and thought wtf am i going to do i live have way around the world sheeesh
Amen to that…and THAT is coming from a STEM Teacher!!!
If I were in this picture I’d be on the diving board yelling “fuck you bitches I’m going diving!”
I was a difficult child.
You still are.
NEVER change.
Dont install your winter tires until you need them or you’ll put unnecessary wear on them (like manual hub guys never locking in until its too late)
Lost it in a series of small fires…
