She’s one step away from being deep fried.
dickhead 
I was in Cuba a long time ago and all the cheap Cuban souvenirs were made in China. I got an ashtray that I discovered was made of cardboard once I broke it.
regarding this cardboard thingy:
We do a green cabbage hike every year here at the shooting club, which means we walk a predetermined route, drink lots of beer and schnapps and then come back to eat green cabbage.
This year we did the walk to a border memorial. at this border memorial there are structures, a few benches, flower boxes and so on.
one of our members is a very obese person. when we got there, she sat down on one of these benches. about 2 minutes later, this bench broke in the middle and she landed on her butt. started crying, the whole blah-blah-blah.
I admit I’m an asshole, because I had to leave quickly because laughter broke out.
When the dust settled, i looked at the bench and found it was harder cardboard, encased in concrete. The city has spent so much money on this monument and then something like this.
I still have to laugh. haha
An amazon box memorial.
It’s always funny when someone falls on their butt I don’t care who they are.
You got Balls LOL
Not sure how that posted copied and pasted and that came up
The rabbit invasion in Australia is bad. They’ve been using biological warfare on them, releasing viruses to hope to wipe out a population. The infected end up looking like zombies 
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American Grey squirrels are almost just as bad after being introduced to Europe.
Damn raccoons don’t even chip in and then eat more than their fair share.
I hate them.
This is not correct. It’s a hammer to put tacks on properly so the hat doesn’t fall off.
It does actually look like an upholsterer’s hammer. It’s a classy looking tool, not tacky at all.