I mean like at a party where someone is passed out. “Just admit what you did, Gerald.”
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yeah, it’s the band Deliverance. 
I used to work in ER but I never saw a man with an electric toothbrush stuck up his arse. I have however seen dozens (not exaggerating) of women with roll-on deodorant lids stuck in an orifice. One interesting lady gleefully explained to me (while I had her clamped open and was elbow deep with forceps) that it must have been because she liked to twist it as she thrust it because that gave her extra pleasure, and she had suddenly realised that it was the twisting action that unscrewed the cap. She asked me if she could have the lid back afterwards even though it had been up her bum for nearly three days.
Not to blow my own trumpet but I was the last resort when things couldn’t be retrieved and the patient was deemed to need surgery. For a while I was known as “Houdini” for my magical ability to make objects reappear. What a gift I brought to the world.
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Here I am, circa 1954, with the local kiddie land roller coaster behind me. The store in the background is Manny, Moe & Jack’s, aka The Pep Boys.
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The world was a good place back then. 
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depends…on where
(wow, OG is correcting my grammar!) i don’t mind.
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I fell out of the back of a pickup truck that was going 60 mph. I was so drunk that I got up and walked away with only very bad “ road rash”. 
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I barely had a scratch. Bruised up nicely. Went out any got very drunk. Good times.
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‘‘Tis but a scratch
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I know a guy, old-time-rider, that survived being hit while he was riding by an old-lady who wasn’t paying attention. He saw her coming, realized what was about to happen and tried to ditch. When she hit him, he flew airborne for about 60-feet and landed flat on his ass.
Tough guy.
He said for 6-months he couldn’t “-take a shit without crying like a little girl.”
He still rides.
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I got back on one. For quite awhile. But no way would I ride around here. Not a chance. Too many oblivious entitled asshole white bmw drivers
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This seems like a redundant statement… 
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This describes most drivers around here but the white bmws are the worst.
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@Igor : Professional Fister Extraordinaire!
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