i heard on tv a cloud can weigh a million pounds
Diet and exercise are the key to making clouds lighter.
Oh yeah then how come Iām not rich?
I had burgers at a bar in Chicago called The Come Back Inn. They had the front half of a moose on one side of the fire place and the hind half on the other side.
The pay is probably based on time in serviceā¦ā¦
I was thinking volume.
Not your volumeā¦ā¦ hers!
And BTW, are you done yetā¦. doesnāt countā¦ā¦
Then I am disqualified from my own game.
I think it has to be āgoodā sex. 
Hell Iām not even on the benchā¦ā¦
āGoodā can also mean bad. Itās the quotation marks.
Woohoo put me back in coach!
I will be in the locker room taking a cold showerā¦ā¦
I remember in junior high school the showers were one thin jet but it was so powerful it could etch glass. And they were always cold.
You may have been in the womanās locker room, thatās called a bidetā¦ā¦
I thought they expelled me because they were just jealous of how clean I was.
It was probably because the bidet you went to was occupied at the time,