Reminds me of the “Arkansas Reading Test” joke (I first heard/read this by a coworker from Arkansas)
Person 1: M R DUCKS
Person 2: M R KNOTT
Person 1: O S A R
Person 1: C M WANGS
Person 2: L I B
Person 2: M R DUCKS
(I added the P1, P2 because honestly it’s like reading Cormac McCarthy without knowing who the speaker is supposed to be 
)
Of course, there’s closer wood, but he prefers to sell the more expensive and distant wood first.
I’ll also point out that a schooner is also a style of beer glass and/or a specific quantity of beer, which is a weird tidbit of knowledge for someone who hates beer.
Somewhere John Denver and Toots Hibbert are laughing and smoking a doobie…
You can not go through a day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.
Dr. Jane Goodall
It’s so annoying when someone with $5K in ink and a new iPhone pulls out the EBT card for their snacks.
