Gotta tell a story about mine.
His name was Satan.
I used to wear skull T shirts just about everyday.
The Jehovah witnesses came to my door one day.
I remember saying Get back Satan, Get back Satan as I answered.
I did not think nothing of it, until they left, then I laughed my ass off wondering what the hell they thought.
The dog was a beast, but really well trained.
Walked at the heal position without a collar or chain.
when he was told to stay he would stay, a day a week whatever it took I think.
Super smart and intuitive, strong as an Ox too.
Bout 150 pounds of dog.
He would never ever leave the yard, even with the gate open.
Even when the mailman walked by.
He would bounce higher than the fence, even at an open gate.
Except this one time while I was at work, dunno how or why he got out.
But he did, and of course someone called the cops.
Of course they did, he looked like a bear cub walking down the street looking to eat someone’s kid…
The cops come, they see him.
They said they just opened up the car door and he jumped right in.
They took him down to the station and the cops there were playing with him when my wife picked him up.
He really was a big loveable dog, but don’t fuck around with his yard, that was his and you were not getting in.
If you came through the front door he was all tongue and wiggle butt, stub going crazy.
Sorry that was 2 stories.