My old phone is now a fishtank ornament after it went swimming with me a few weeks ago.
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he’s like “wtf is this? I was hoping for a girlfriend”
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You know what gets me??? We sent our criminals down there but if we have even the stupidest charge or a criminal record of any kind we cannot even enter your country for a holiday .
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I guess that would be filed under the “Karma’s a Bitch” files…
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lol
Is that the kid who tied all the helium balloons to the lawn chair?
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