Weed Memes Thread For Those Who Understand

[Gadarien]

Bro I’m not that high I swear, but that lake looks like a fence sometimes.

[Foreigner]

@Dirt_Wizard

They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pullin’ my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game.

That is the agreed upon penalty

[mota]

Yeah, but how do you really feel?

[Dirt_Wizard]

@Foreigner

@Dirt_Wizard

I’m smokin’ Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup, triple award-winning, soul bleeder, taint blaster, JD Power Associates, dingleberry zaza. We smokin’ that IBM quantum computer.

[Foreigner]

Well it can’t be the Leafs if it’s a triple cup.

But that IBM shit is highly topical

[Dirt_Wizard]

@Dirt_Wizard

All I’m saying is I paid for the tickets

He’s got a point

[Foreigner]

Mistake #1 they give them away with hotdogs outside the venue.

[Dirt_Wizard]

Whole new meaning to “getting corndogged at the baseball game”

[Rogue]

I’m fucking crying from laughting!!!

[BagmanCrappy]

Thank you for confirming this shit is hilarious and I am not crazy lol

Also- Mad respect and appreciation for the time it took to document Draculas brilliance in written form for future generations. Nobel Peace Prize Valor

[Dirt_Wizard]

@Dirt_Wizard

I smoked a new opp. His meat came right off the bones. The first time I smoked Runtz, I coughed so fuckin’ hard. I started passin’ kidney stones, then shat myself in front of the gang. There was scat all over the pounds- There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out for the next 30 business days. I don’t have any compassion for broke boys. Everybody has an asshole. Most people have dick and balls. Go outside and get a bag. I knew the perc was fake, but I still ate it because I’m a gremlin. I’ll air this bitch out like I shit in it.

Explains the quality of some Runtz

[Foreigner]

Is this a story of shitting on weed and then selling it?

[Rogue]

I hope it was bagged up already.

[Dirt_Wizard]

[RadioWaves]

[joheimgrohen]

“1000 ways to die” features two guys that tried. As the title implies, it didn’t go well. They found and smoked poison sumac.

[Rocket]

[sfzombie13]

[other_barry]

I just came here to post that one

[CocoaCoir]