Why did the possum cross the road?
To show the chicken it could be done.
What do gorillas have such large nostrils?
They got big fingers.
Those are my two go to.
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Why did the stoner call nintendo? He heard Mario had carts.
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Why did the stoner stare at his dabs? Because the label said concentrate.
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I had to go the doctor because I’ve been having lots of irregular bowel movements. They diagnosed me with all kinds of weird shit.
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If the whole world smoked a joint simultaneously, there would be peace for at least two hours, followed by a global food shortage
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What did the cowboy say to the wiener dog?….
Get along little doggy…
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good one
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
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Smoke Dope …Jump Rope… Eat Canalope…Everybody …Let’s Get Stoned
…OverGrow The World with Love…Everybody Carbon Neutral…Walk the Walk , an Talk the Talk… Grow Your Owne… HomeSss… Peace…Hit Me…Wow You guys and ladies are great to learn about growing. THANKS FOR SHARING…
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I went to the doctor and I said Doctor, when I touch myself here on the leg it hurts, when I touch myself here on the arm it hurts, when I touch my chest it hurts, when I touch my foot it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts, what could possibly be wrong with me, am I going to die? I hurt everywhere I touch. The doctor looks at me in the eye and he says you have a broken finger.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown, the one cannibal turns to the other and asks, does this taste funny?
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Ha you eat your poo! Lol. Chinese is great cuisine.
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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?
Cuz “pot holder” was taken
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so i was getting up this morning and pulled my groin getting out of bed…
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it felt so good i went back and did it again…
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happy friday OG’s
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Can’t really like that at all bud. 
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Who’s out there hanging around?
Someone draw a crowd.
Game time in 30 minutes! 
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What’s in 30 mins? 
Guess you’ll have to wait and see!
Get to tagging all your friends people. 
Damn, going into this already outta likes, lol.
No fun. Welp, guess it is what it is.
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Has it been 30 minutes yet?
20 more minutes until game time.
Tryin to drum up a crowd.
Tag your friends everyone!
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