Woman: Do you smoke weed?
Woman: How many joints a day?
Man: Usually about three.
Woman: How much do you pay per jointr?
Woman: And how long have you been toking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a joint costs $5 and you have three joints a day which puts your
spending each month at $450. In one year, that would be approximately
Man: Sounds Correct.
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, over the
past 20 years puts your spending at about $108,000, correct?
Man: Again, sounds about right.
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't toke so much weed, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an
Man: Could be true. Do you smoke weed?
Man: So where's your fuckin' airplane?