I use needle nose pliers and accuse her of hiding dead rats.
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I WISH our drain was that simple…takes a 90 right off the bat, so needlenose would be completely useless.
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Damn, I’m the only one around here with long hair. Mrs. mota prefers her hair short (and so do I), so I have no hair to blame but my own. 
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Fine I did it. @CanuckistanPete is a manipulator through guilt.
Or maybe he’s an inspiration:
It had to be done anyway 
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That’s a thing of beauty right there…NOT!!! 
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“Waiter there’s a hair in my soup”
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Wait a minute…this IS hair soup!
Mmmmm, not bad.
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“What are these little white flakes?”
“Uh, pepper. Yes, pepper.”
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True as fuck.
Because mechanics know just how far things can be let go before they go POP!
Also, when you work on cars all day, you hate them and don’t wanna work on your own, ever.
The cobblers children have no shoes.
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Gynaecologists too
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Who wants to do at home what they’ve been doing all day at work?! The carpenter’s house is falling apart.
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100% lol plus we try to fix shit as cheaply as possible.
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Well, that’s definitely the staircase for the person who needs some time to get aroused! 