If someone breaks into your house, jump up in your underwear, wielding that and yelling “THIS IS SPARTA!!” and charge right at him. That could be some addict’s wake-up call.
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swemark and denden didn’t sound cool enough I guess
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Love this!!! 
Same in Michigan…
Figures tho…we used to BE part of Canada!
my dad followed the lights of a car in front of him in a snowstorm once driving home, way back when i was a baby. right into the ditch they went, well, dad stopped short of hitting the guy…
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denark is more like it, you need four letters from denmark not three.
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I’m sure, that just works in english
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I used to tell a buddy that when you saw a dude wearing sweatpants in public you were looking at a guy who just gave up 
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I stopped wearing pants in public a long time ago.
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This is the way of the Buddha.
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The path to enlightenment and a $300 ticket.
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