Chocolate violin
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i have 3 kids and dont need to read a book to find out that 1 of them is stooooooopid
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my sons HEAD would explode he is so into redheads he just got his bicep reattached and was trying to play his banjo couldnât quit get the didgits to function properly yet knowing his affection for redheadâs i told him go get you another redhead to practice your finger work
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Aint it the truth!
Itâs why I stopped being a âbleach blondâ people assumed Iâd either be easy, stupid, a bitch, or all 3!
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scary little bastards⌠donât try to tell me those fuckers didnât get here on some asteroid âŚthose are some serious alien life-forms!
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James Michener is known for epic historical novels. For those unfamiliar with him, his books normally stretch over millennia. (His book âHawaii,â for example, begins with the fucking geologic formation of the islands!) Each new chapter in a typical Michener novel leaps about 100 years into the future and brings with it a whole new cast of characters.
In his book âChesapeake,â in one chapter the word âstupidâ is a relatively new word and is just gaining popularity. This is around the time of the US Revolution. Most Americans were illiterate, but everybody literally heard the language. In this particular chapter, the central character, who is an illiterate but observant farmer, hears the word and decides he likes the sound of the word, not understanding what the word means, and names his newborn son âStoobie!â
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