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That reminds me of an old Moms Mably joke. Moms was feeling suicidal, so she asked her friend how to “suicide mysef.” Her friend told her to get herself a loaded .38 caliber pistol, hold it two inches below her left breast and fire. Moms said "I did just that and blew my damn left kneecap off! 
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Hunter: “help help my friend has been shot”
911: “ok check and make sure he’s dead.”
BANG
Hunter: “ok now what?”
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I’m not far from this place.
regards,
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Watch your back! I hear those things are dangerous! HA!
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what is dangerous?
regards,
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the crystal da(n)gger
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@Calix got it right. The crystal dagger.
Do not fuck with honey bear, aka sloth bear. Really, sloth bear? Doesn’t look particularly slow moving to my eyes! LOL
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