i’ve shaved with axes before. other than that this one is right. my dumbass son in law almost chopped hi hand off with that razor sharp axe while trying to carve with it instead of getting the knife off the porch. severed the tendon in his hand and needed a tourniquet for the hospital ride. i wish i had taken a picture. too busy keeping him alive though.
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I think this meme would be funnier if I actually knew who the chick on the left was… I’m guessing she’s a Kardashian, otherwise it doesn’t make much sense, but I genuinely don’t know and don’t care enough to find out. 
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Yeah, I made an assumption it’s a Kardasshian. 
Can’t say that I did. As a kid, they were way too valuable to fart away into the phone. Gotta light those reverse burps! 
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Better to fart it and waste it then to burp it and taste it.
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One of them has small ears cuz he won’t listen
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What are those ? Liligata?
Yup…dinosaur
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