That’s right…everyone knows a bearded lady will kick your ass if you cheat on her….just sayin
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Up until that precise moment in time, all children napped when told uphill in the snow both ways 
🫡:sleeping:
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Didn’t mountain dew run a poll for a new flavor and everyone voted “gushing granny”?
Edit 'Gushing Granny' is What Happens When You Let the Internet Name a Mountain Dew Drink - FoodBeast
I king of like “moist nugget”
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When my kid and I go through and name the planets on his solar system rug, I always tell him there’s a secret planet Pluto out even further lol
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People who buy the upper seat tickets will have to testify under oath that they didn’t eat any taco bell before the flight.
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