Well, not the knob!
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I was discussing this with Mrs Foreigner just yesterday. Stop doing things. Seriously. Just stop. Relax. Take a bath. Take some time. Don’t work yourself to death out of some sense of misguided obligation.
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There’s a technique I was told about called “June bugging” for getting things done for people with tangential minds. Just keep banging your head against it and it will get done. Then you feel guilty for not doing it. It’s ultimately a self defeating strategy but thought it was interesting.
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I’ve certainly got one of those tangential minds, but the June bugging is kind of bugging me. Were it a couple of months ago, in June, I wouldn’t have been bugged, but it seems untimely now, in whateverthefuck month it is. On the other hand, it may give me some time to practice.
As for “self defeating,” that is timely. I been having problems with de feets, but have a chiropodist appointment today! Yea!
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There are too many jokes in this post for a mere mortal like me 
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Intelligent design! 
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An army who’s greatest weapon is shitting on the floor.
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Like Genghis Khan!
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