Make love not war. Except for terminators, kill them all.
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Except the og terminator. He gets keys to the magic kingdom.
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I donāt like your racism towards machines! Toasters are alright, eh?
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Iāve been Raging Against the Machine since I was 17.
And no, toasters are awful. When the people upstairs do their laundry the internal components of my toaster shake from the vibrations and make a very unpleasant noise.
Fucking machines.
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This is an important message from my childhood, and I want you all to pay attention.
Thank you, Skip Williamson, for those timeless words of wisdom. And now back to our regular? normal? usual? programming.
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What about other peopleās TV sets? Is that ok?
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Hey buddy, this aināt Japan.
Awful good at making toast. And who doesnāt like to be well toasted, I ask you.
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Itās only a matter of time until these machines are exported worldwide.
I donāt even like toast. I like warmed up bread. I could just hold it in my armpit for 45 seconds and that would be good enough for me.
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Actually, yes. This is much like the recent dietary news that if you eat chocolate that does not belong to you, you donāt get the calories! Of course, Iām trying to put on weight, but clearly thatās another story.
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Pre-buttered! Genius, I tells ya!
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One step cooking we do around here. You should see me make rice.
The revolution will not be televised so I take out as many of them as I can. I often donāt get invited back but itās the price you pay for being a dangerous subversive.
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No feces play please 
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Boucaccia bread?
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No oneās gonna notice 
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Its like a train wreck I canāt look away Nooooooooooooo
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That happens here too, no matter where your here is. 
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