Lol, that’s funny.
Let me share a real one too! I seen this on the jobsite recently.
This car belongs to one of the on-site crew members of another contractor that’s on the current project we’re doing.
Not me. That house is haunted. I’m outta there😅
A blonde walks into a bank in Manhattan and asks for a $5000 loan for her vacation.
The banker says, of course, what will you put up for collateral?
She says, “my car.”
They look at her car and it is a brand new 2022 Mercedes-AMG SL 63. They know that’s worth more than a quarter million, so they tell her, "fine, we’ll just hold the car until you repay the loan.
She comes back a week later and pays $5015 on the loan and retrieves her car. The bankers ask her, “why would you put your quarter million dollar car up for collateral on a $5000 loan for a vacation?”
She answers, “where else am I going to park my car in Manhattan where I know it will be safe for a week and for only $15?”
