A sign I came across on the Bruce Peninsula while following Google Maps
Here I thought the greedy capitalist was going to make the kids dreams come true by giving him a Nintendo. Would have gone a looooooooong way in the PR dept. But no, greed wins out.
I can swimâŚcanoe?
Nice one! (Iâm ashamed I didnât see that.)
Not if it has a hole in the bottom.
I thought I should get 364 fake IDs made and eat for free at Dennyâs every day of my life.
He didnât do either, if it makes you feel any better. Just another fake news meme. The picture on the meme isnât the kid who actually made himself a fake console, and the kidâs name isnât actually Paco Gutierrez, itâs Ruben. Nintendo proceeded to do absolutely nothing about it.
It doesâŚ
Jeeze @Cormoran, how can I spread fake news if you call it out?!?!?!!
Nintendo sued a 74 year old man because he has a moustache that looked like Luigi. The hat didnât help.
Donât worry, the election cycleâs just starting⌠pretty soon thereâll be fake news all around us and I wonât have the energy to notice or care about the minor stuff on here. Laptops and federal prosecutors and insurrections, oh my!
The real clue was that the CEO was BOWSER if you re-read itâŚ