Gotta wonder what exactly he’s hunting, there in the dessert…
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I love with one other person and have like 30 forks
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Outta likes.
Yes, but how many do you live with? 
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We have so much glasses and cups for drinks I could host a party with 100 people every fucking day.
Needless to say that I don’t know why we have so much of them, ask my wife lol
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One and the same
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You know how many wine glasses we have? Too many. You know how many people have been over for wine in 7 years? 3.
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Wish i could keep my daughter from throwi g the silverware out…qould have to buy new every dam month…ahhh miss living in florida and could hit publix deli for plastic spoons and forks
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I’m sure those winey glasses must serve other purposes. Watering plants, collecting urine samples, having an adequate trash supply weekly, etc.
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They just collect dust which I find improves the wine.
I use mason jars for urine samples.
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That pretty much describes my sotuation 
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“But we might have 60 people over for a cocktail party.”
“But we live in 800 square feet.”
And some dipshit gave us glasses for Christmas
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I’m guessing that you turn them every six months so too much dust doesn’t collect on one side.
I wonder if they’re Freemason jars (or at least inexpensive)?
And another use poops up, dipping shit. Let me re-phrase that. Do you have a dog that you take on walks, or perhaps need to clean up after in your yard? Using wine glasses for collecting his or her deposits will mark you as one high class fella. I’m sure your neighbors would be proud to associate with you (which I admit may not be entirely positive).
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They are when I’m done with them.
I use a regular poop bag like the masses but you may have inspired me to use a whiskey rocks glass.
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I’m thrilled to be potentially inspirational in this vital operation! Now that I think about it however, I worry a whiskey rocks glass may not be large enough for those massive poops. Poop poop pee doop.
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I have a small dog so it should be ok.
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my yorky poops like a saint bernard
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I poop like a wildebeest.
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We’ve seen your calendar. We all know you are a wild beast.
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My daughters threw away silverware for years!
Not sure if they didn’t notice, or were just being lazy…
Ive come to the conclusion and hTe to say it but my daughter has a lazy streak
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