Where do dark thoughts fit into it? Does it even dark matter? Does it take dark energy to think dark thoughts? So much of the unknown is unknown…
Pay your electric bill probably.
Oooooo, two spirit animals. I wonder if that indicates a bipolar condition?
I’m a whole zoo, man.
Yes, it’s true that if you pay your electric bill, you’ll get the light light, but not the dark light, since the light light isn’t simply the absence of said light. Of course, we don’t know what exactly what dark light is and can’t look at it since that requires light light.
I think may have seen that movie.
Flashlights absorb darkness
Windmills eat wind
Yes, but do they absorb darklight? It’s not the same as darkness.
They certainly chop it up into smaller bits. Wow, I wonder if a breeze is just a wind that’s been damaged by a windmill?
I had a summer job driving a tractor to remove all those little bits you mention as they accumulated in piles on the ground.
Poor broken wind bits swept into the Vortex of time by a young enthusiastic tasker.
The trees move and make the wind blow but dark light deluminates the shadows. Then there’s the anti-proton…
I meant photon but spell check knew better
And don’t get me started on haulage and disposal costs.
Spell check knew trino
They put the bits into bubble wrap these days.