War Hammer @CanuckistanPete .
Next to corrosives, bludgeoning is my most feared damage to take.
Cut someone and that can potentially get stitched up or re-attached… but crush something that that’s that. And for corrosives you can’t stop the chemical reaction unless you have the right inhibitor and good luck with that…
Let me be blunt: a pointed stick is not blunt.
Good to know if I ever go to a Corrosives Rave! 
But is this pointed stick a blunt?
(sparks it up, inhales slowly)
Seems so!
(exhales dank)
Like in Blade 2 but instead of blood it’s acid? Sounds like… not fun at all!
I love it.
I identify as a Corrosive. Watch me rave!
Next, you eat the banana.
But what if they come at you with a banana and you don’t have a gun?
A pointed stick is great but I’ll stick with a heavy rock. Skull crusher.
Then you die. Never try to assault a man with a piece of fruit.
As you know the only offensive weapons in the country come from the produce section.
Defend yourself!
The vegetable coalition begs to differ. Carrots are for stabbing.
I use the green parts for tickling so it’s also a torture device.
And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me
These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!
Sounds like the remake of McGuiver (the whole carrot tickling thing)
I shall get the haircut immediately.
The mullet will never die. Long live the mullet.
Totally new me. Topless Jeep, mullet, leather jacket.
Reinvention.