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A friend of mine used to be married to a pastor. I’d bug her because he always drove a brand new SUV and they lived in a beautiful 3500 sq ft home on a ravine…I’d say “Is this really what God wants?”
Anyway, he ended up cheating on her with a member of his congregation…I’m sure God wanted him to do that too.
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Desserts have two s’s because they’re Super Sweet.
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That’s a nice mnemonic. Never seen it before, and my simple mind needs all the help I can muster. 
Of course, “desserts” has three s’s…
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It’s today if there’s a Ben & Jerry’s store near you.
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‘gift shop’…
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Yeah, I know, People Magazine. 
You know how difficult it would be to hold a plank for 4 1/2 hours?! 
That is fucking badass!
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