Just ate 250mg, I’m not sure they kicked in yet. Watering my bedspread with the garden sprayer didn’t seem to get the pillows fluffy 
I thought Fluffy was the cat, not the pillows. I’m old. What do I know…
I know where the bong is!!
Maybe I’ll spray the cats, see if that helps:rofl:
Dont spray your cats people, currently searching for my eyeball. I dont even have cats
Spay it, don’t spray it!
Literally me, the first time my friend made us brownies.
We each stated with one. Waited an hour. Nothing. wtf?
Dude said “Sorry, I must have made them wrong. It was my first time. These are weak.”
Each ate another brownie, around T-plus 60-75 mins after the first one. Continued watching tv, said to him “well I’m sorry that you used up some weed for these but at least they are really tasty brownies.”
Halfway through eating my 3rd brownie I paused and turned to my buddy. “Hey. Hey bro, I have something that I need to tell you. But you have to finish your brownie before I say it.” Confused, he somehow went along with it.
Finished our third brownie.
Moment I stop chewing I say “We didn’t need a third brownie. Ten minutes ago I lost the feeling in my legs. I cannot move from this couch.” 
somehow, i doubt that
Finally !!! 
he’ll fucking lose it again, just watch.
Contrails disappear not far behind the plane. What should we call the trails that don’t disappear but spread out and join up with other trails until the whole sky is a soupy haze? Or am I imagining that happening?
those are the Chemtrail conspiracy theory
I see them every few days. They look real to me.
one never knows. that’s the thing about conspiracy theories, they COULD be real, who knows.
I’ll never fly on a plane again.
wtf not? other than they can fall outta the air…
I’m just kidding about conspiracies.
Really I’ll fly on a plane pretty much any chance I get.