I have been bald for so many years that I dont remember what a shampoo bottle looks like. 
I’m the same but mine is because I never bathe.
That saves precious water. You are a great humanitarian. always thinking about other people. 
Also, everyone knows that French people never bathe.
It’s the fish I’m trying to save. The water is just an after thought. Think about it, fish surrounded by my filth, disgusting. And then fishermen? What about them? Who will think of them? Not me, just the fishes.
Fishatarian extraordinaire.
same how? bald or unkempt?
Slovenly and smelly.
Oh ! A “ dirty hippie” !!!
chemtrails, contrails, whatever they call them. as for the conspiracy theories, most of them originate from the fact that we absolutely seed the clouds all the freaking time. they’ve been working on weather controls as well but it’s highly classified, at least in the us. i don’t know if i’d jump on the band wagon, but it’s been happening for decades now and just the fact that they’re trying is a bit unsettling, at least to me.
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