Thank you for making me laugh so hard this morning I started to hot flash!!!
This place is great!
“Ta-ron-ah”…is more accurate however, if you’re from the west coast (of Canada) referring to someone from “Toe-Ron-toe” it sounds as such, in my family anyhow.
Mind you, Canada is a pretty big country made up of a lot of different cultures so it really depends on whom you ask.
Good luck, I’d start with the doob offer and wouldn’t mention “the Leafs”, unless you are talking about the colours on the Maples she left behind.
Or: “Pardon me madame, may I par-chance take this opportunity to introduce myself…” (*which is when you bow deep and remove your top-hat) “…for I would delight in making an open offer to you to accompany me to this dapper establishment in order to acquire you some fine confectionary of your choosing.”
And just to be safe the worlds largest diaphragm is right beside it (used to be called Skydome). LOL Calgary, now they’re Quebec wannabe’s. They got the oil and the most beautiful mountains but, alas, not enough attention from the rest of Canada it seems. LOL