Jesus! (20 character limit)
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I was growing old unknown bagseed. I moved the little monster to the patio and it unfurled and grew into 4 ft male. He had single and triple blade leaves and more balls than the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Plaza. He did not like LED or being locked in a closet 
I fermented him into plant food.
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RIP Kuato,
you were a sickly mutant, but somehow you survived for over 9 months on the windowsill in my kitchen, older than any single indoor cannabis plant I’ve grown. You never grew more than 4 true leaves at a time, and they all died off each time you grew a new node. nevertheless, you persevered and continued to grow at a right angle until your raggedy little stem was over 8" long.
We had such big plans, I was going to let you flower outdoors this spring, and when I smoked you, I was going to say “open your Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiind”
Then one day my cat saw you, and bit off your head.
Kuato, 2018-2019
herm in paradise, little buddy. herm in paradise.
PS- moxie seed company still hasn’t responded to me about high rates of herms and mutants across 3 different strains. I wouldn’t recommend their genetics.
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I have a friend who tried indoor growing once, his highest yielding plant got him an eighth. Based on his experience, he’ll look at a 4 and a half foot tall plant with giant colas and be like “holy shit man, that looks like you might get a whole ounce!”
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Reminds me of my first grow inside under shitty leds all Larfy crap but hey the plant looked pretty! Lol
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Damn! That’s frightening! Let’s smoke it!
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It’s so ugly its blurry 
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Yeah, I couldn’t tell with the sun glare. That was one of the auto mutants that budded and died. Lived it’s ugly life in the starter. lol
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Or it’s so blurry I can’t see the ugliness! Lol
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Looks a bit like it has been vaped alive.
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I am so happy that there is an ugly plant thread. I needed some place to go with this tragedy. This plant popped the surface November 16. I was not legal yet, and the only light I had was on my plant shelf in the living room by the window, in full view of some very naughty neighbors and one new police officer. It was going to be short and hidden among the other plants. It would suffer before the fungus gnats came.
The poor thing has had a fungus gnat infestation that Mosquito dope will not kill, then came the thrips. I learned much about repeated applications of insecticidal soap on cannabis, too close together. Then, I just held it over the garbage can and whacked it to heck.
I have learned a little about what water stress looks like in cannabis and that if a pest is present anywhere in your indoor garden, it will find the marijuana.
This guy has been under a T8. It’s medium is a mix of coco, rabbit poo, Black Gold organic, perlite. It is so battered and nasty. This was a freebie photoperiod plant labeled ‘Chem 13’. I am glad for this experience. I tried to do a whole lot of wrong things, then some wrong came along on its own.
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Not too bad haha. Alot of my mothers end up looking like that because I like to hack them back and torture them sometimes 
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The more plants you kill, the better grower you become! At least that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
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