I see an imenent seperation coming, 30 minutes after you get it in the house, you may have to make the doorways bigger to get it in though lmao.
…plastic bags are a choking hazard…don’t leave it in her crate 
Bagahahahahaaaaaa!!! Awesome!
The human heart
I wonder if it was a doctor who invented valve timing on the combustion engine.
More likely an auto mechanic who invented artificial hearts… 
That ‘population as elevation’ is great! Time to relocate to the flats… 
These are so cool
Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha!
Lol an old guy got hit with auto correct… supposed to be blacktail not black girl… lmao and the comments are equally comical
I’m never into vomit, but as a 13 year old I leveraged the fact that a Jehova’s Witness classmate was allowed to ignore the ‘pledge of allegiance’ & stay seated at school functions, and got to further my pariah status in school.
My late mother(RIP) took my sister & me into a shop where you buy a t-shirt & spin it on a platter while squirting paints onto it from a ketchup/mustard bottle. 
So I chose a black shirt & red paint, made a bad ass pentagram with 
S A T A N at the bottom. 
Got put in a trash can for that by Catholics & Lords of the Flies.
Not sure where I was going with this…
still have it 
Why is there a hand in a meat wrapper in the shelf below the bottles?
That’s the whole point of the meme, man! lol