That is a cracker 
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We have a Hudderite Colony that has a large egg laying operation. They have been able to produce chickens that actually have more of a chance to produce 2 yolks in 1 egg. The local bakeries and pastry shops buy the eggs like crazy…some recipes call for all yolks…if half the time you’re getting a double yolk, less waste, more savings!
Loved talking to the guys about genetics…I sounded like the smartest piece of shit that makes chicken feed…lol. Won brownie points with my boss, as I was somewhat able to keep up with discussions, he could not.
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Until you need two yolks and the first one you crack has one yolk. So reach for another. Wouldn’t you know it? 2 yolks now you have 3 when you needed two.
Never mind I’m stoned.
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I remember having a hen that was laying a lot of large double yolk eggs. One day she laid a huge egg that I thought for sure would have 3 yolks in it, so I filmed my wife cracking it open. Well, it was a full egg inside of an egg. Have to see if I can find that video…
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How did people cut their toenails before the invention of nail clippers?
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Get someone else to chew them off?
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What you think I just give away free food?
Seriously though I’m picturing some precision machete technique or something.
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Well, obviously you get to chew theirs off after…
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Some ancient mating ritual I guess. Wonder if it would work at the bar…
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I’ll pay you 50$ to try lol you never know these days
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If I were single I’d give you odds that I could.
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Ask Mrs Foreigner!
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I’m not sure how she would react. Probably “eeeeeewww!”
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Couples challenge… first one to succeed gets the 50
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So how do we choose the winner? Do we mail you the chewed cuttings and you match them to pics of toes?
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