You know why blondes in San Francisco don’t wear skirts right? Their balls show.
I found an online issue of Captain Pissgum and his Perverted Pirates. A popular and recurring piece from Zap Comix. Popular in Austin in the late 60s early 70 s.
If you thought you had a bad day, imagine having to go through life with your butt on back to front 
Where’s the UNSEE button!
Hahaha, ours was black and sat on "the phone table " rotory! (At that time they were all black, lol.)
Oh this? Just my front butt.
Things people learned via lockdown:
Person A: “I learned to play the guitar during lockdown.”
Person B: “I finally had the time to start writing that novel; I’m almost done too!”
Person C: “My wife and I Netflix and chilled so much we now have a son; meet Brandon! (holds up kid)”
Person D:
