Things That Make You Go Hmmm (Part 1)

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That was a regular meal in college lol. Jersey diners were the best!

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@Breelie This is E.T. after getting roasted:

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:joy: perfecting timing for this. I laughed pretty solidly.

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Oh my god… felt my arteries clog.

We have one that is the opposite that drives around town, front end is a motorcycle, attached to the back half of a car

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I’d try that sober.

Don’t forget the disco fries!

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I was on Rt 46 the other day and saw Six Brothers Diner closed. Their disco fries were THE best! It made me a little sad, I went there so many times after so many concerts…

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Interesting twist with the dyed hair. I’ve always heard that as a straight forward blonde joke.

So a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde break down on a country back road and as they’re walking to find a phone it starts pouring rain. They start running towards a barn in the distance and upon reaching it run inside and slam the door. A minute later they hear the farmer coming yelling about how he’ll shoot anyone he finds in his barn so they decide to hide. The brunette runs and hides behind a couple cows, the redhead jumps behind a chicken coup, and the blonde dives behind a big pile of potatoes.

Farmer comes in and yells “I know someone came in here, show yourself so I can shoot you and be done with you”. As he’s scanning the barn he he hears movement by the cows, points his gun and says “who’s over there?”. The brunette thinking quickly goes “mooooo” and the farmer lowers his gun. Then there’s a sound over by the chicken and the farmer asks again who’s there. The redhead goes “buck buck buck” and he lowers his gun again. Then the blonde makes a sound and the farmer points his gun and says “now I gotcha, who’s there?!”. The blonde says “poootaaatoooes”.

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Clearly little johnny has never been married. ROFLMAO

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Decisions. Decisions. Decisions…
Life’s all about choices ya know.

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ALL OF THEM please

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His dad game is strong…
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