What’s that a 750cc?
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2/5th’s a cc
wife would smack the head of me I bought that and I don’t mean the little head
Matching my penis ashtray 
No glas ashtray here prince Albert will break it
Had a price Albert for 20 years took it out in the ambulance while I was having a heart attack 
incase they had to shock me and fry my dick,and they did have to shock
Me
Twice,I never put it back in again after that,it was a pretty big ring 00 gauge like a doughnut hanging from my nob 
My wife hated it
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Titanium won’t f u up
Buy they will chip her teeth lol
Glad your ok .
F them Heart attacks.
This is the most brutal story I have ever heard
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It’s a true story as well that’s the funny thing about it,I laugh now about it but I did die twice in the ambulance going to the hospital then they charged me 3k for a 10 mile ambulance ride
I did ring an Uber but my wife was freaking out and made me ring an ambulance,glad I did or I wouldn’t be here now
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GOt my tickets for carnage , tomorrow imax!!!
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As much as I hate that song, it brings me some good memories. Knew this Welsh guy, Bleddyn, was a friend and co-worker in Cozumel. Great instructor, good with kids. ANY mention of shark, and he would start singing Baby Shark.
Sadly, Bleddyn lost his life in a scooter accident last November on Cozumel. Stupid and preventable, drunk driving a scooter on those roads, something was bound to happen 
Still remember him singing that song, smoking a cig in “Bleddyns office” (the bow of the boat). Man I miss him… He was good people for sure…
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Oh my God if no one stopped him I want to see the video.
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My goodness. How scary for both of you. Glad you’re ok!!
First turn out of the parking lot he lost a fender, or half of one. SMH…
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My wife a nurse so I got the ambulance to drop me off at the hospital she works at she was working that day,
Watched on tv them putting my stent in lol,walked out of the hospital 2 days later doctors said it was a miracle,was back to work week later,
Now I have 2 birthdays august my birth and November when I was reborn in the ambulance lol
Wife thinks I’m nuts having 2 birthdays
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My cousin has claimed two birthdays for as long as I can remember. Long enough people honestly forget if its sept or march. I bust her chops that she’s twice as old as she is, its what happens with two birthdays a year afterall!
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