When I was an asshole teenager I would have deliberately ripped as many farts as I could manage into that.
Yes but I bet you scraped the fart resin out of it and smeared it onto papers.
My mind works in some weird ways but yours scares mine sometimes…
It’s bunghole OG guy.
I often call my plants little bitches. I find people respond well as long as you use the right tone.
I dont know if my tone would matter lol I’m alitttle big people might get wierd quick
But I do shake the shit out of my plants an sometimes people
You wouldn’t do it now?
Oh, wait, you’d rip farts in it, pack it and leave it for some unsuspecting fool…
So is this the secret surprise in your envelopes with the Chainmail Fuckvest?
But you’re not a teenager anymore. So there’s that!
You’re right! My farts are way worse now! Time to go prove what you were getting at here to the world 
