Things That Make You Go Hmmm (Part 1)

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Hey @Nagel420

in-yo-face-beeitch

Be careful. You’ve just expressed a grasp of literacy and common sense, which any other time are certainly well within Nagel’s grasp, but for some reason completely shit the bed when it comes to that red box of salty pork goodness.

But let’s go with

in-your-face

again Nagel!

Show me that box available in ANY store since 1906 and you win. It’s that simple. Show me the Taylor company using that box any time in either of our lifetimes and I will concede. It’s called Porn Roll now and has been longer than you and I have been on this planet combined.

Can you agree with me that it would be pretty weird for me to insist on calling Best Buy by their old name? Despite the company itself saying that’s not their name and it never using it for anything should I just walk around insisting that’s what it’s called? I feel like the common sense isn’t lost on you, it’s just the sentimental thing because you grew up calling it that. Again I would love to refer to Gamestop at Funcoland but it’s not the name anymore and it makes me incorrect to do so.

No man that box hasn’t been around since the 1900s when it changed.

By that logic just because this old picture exists of when it was called something different than it’s justified to not only still call it that, but refuse to acknowledge the real name. I wonder if he ever visits the confederacy or the and we acquired from the Louisiana Purchase.

Wins what?

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No, its a cows stomach lining. It was very popular before the 60,s.

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curses-foiled-again

LOL. I knew that packaging was as old as my grandfather, it just served my purpose…

Uhm, with the size and shape it is, possibly, but man you like some freaky porn then!

People still call copy machines a Xerox machine… Or tissues are Kleenex. Or small bandages are all BandAids. Despite many having a different name.

I’m old school. Pork Roll was the government defining what standards it needed to be called Ham. Since it didn’t meet the ham standards, they bent… The real jerseyans still stand up to the man! We aint letting him rename our favorite breakfast meat!

Edit, second favorite breakfast meat. How could I forget Bacon will always hold the #1 spot here…

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No Taco Bell 4U !!!

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I had to check and I did indeed write Porn Roll. The N is close to the K but not that close :thinking: Freudian slip maybe?

  1. And even though they say that they readily admit they know it’s wrong, it’s just habit. They certainly wouldn’t laugh you out of the store because of your correctness.

  2. People in the south call all soda Coke and then tell you “what kind of Coke” they want. I’ll have a Coke please. Ok what kind? Sprite. Does this sound like behavior you want to emulate?

See you have it twisted. That shit is too damn good to be compared to ham. The gov’t for once did them a favor and I bet Taylor himself was like “yo dawg, that shit just hits different yaknowmsaiyan? I fucks wit dat hard and I thank you Uncle Sam for taking this next level. Shit’s on fleek son”.

We agree on bacon, you can’t beat bacon. You sure you don’t call it “wiggly pig strips” or something else dumb though? :rofl:

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I say soda and most waiters, waitresses and bartenders will say soda or what would you like to drink and name off what is available

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