Kamikaze or regular?
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he said is not was
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There is a pic above that reminded me of a story I heard about “The Dark Side” cartoonist Gary Larson and his college roommate.
I was living in Washington State from 1983-1993. At some point during that time I met a guy who said he was friends with Gary’s college roommate. So he told me a story.
So I was thinking about telling it here. But I thought I might dig a little to see if it was possibly the truth.
So I wiki’ed Gary and he did indeed go to college at Washington State University in Pullman. But then I read this:
" Larson said his family has “a morbid sense of humor”, and that he was influenced by the “paranoid” sense of humor of his older brother, Dan. Dan played pranks on Gary, for example by taking advantage of his fear of monsters under the bed by waiting in the closet for the right moment to pounce. Dan “scared the hell out of me” whenever he could, Gary said, but Dan also nurtured Gary’s love of scientific knowledge. They caught animals in Puget Sound and placed them in terrariums in the basement, and also made a small desert ecosystem."
Well then. 
A “morbid sense of humor” is it? That adds way more weight to my story!!!
So apparently the fuckery had been going on for some time between Gary and his roommate.
The roommate put (frozen) pinky mice in the mayonnaise jar. Stirred them in and waited for Gary to make a sandwich. He might of waited for days who knows.
Gary bought a pigs head. Waited for his roommate to fall asleep. He cut off it’s eyelids to give it a wide eyed stare and put it face up in the toilet and shut the lid.
He knew the guy would get up to pee at some point.
I was told the roommate had “a primal scream” upon seeing that staring up at him.
Bless Gary Larson for his twisted sense of humor that has brought me happiness for many years and for influencing my own sense of fuckery.
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good story! Gary Larson is awesome. Reminds me of my roomate who was always drinking “V8” juice which my friends & I thought was disgusting - one day we dropped a big maxi-pad into the bottle to see if it would gross out my friend - it did not! 
I don’t think he finished that bottle though…
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Or…don’t be the one that falls asleep/passes out at a party, someone WILL have a sharpie!
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Lol, yes! 
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count me in for those days 
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Gross. Here’s Homer looking at a Gary Larson calendar:
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