“We take care of all your fine gardening needs but you pick up your own dogshit”
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If you died alone in a house with a cat and a dog, the dog would lay beside you and mourn, the cat would eat you. 
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What an abstract concept right? 
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Even as a homeowner. If you run over dogshit with your lawnmower your garage will stink forever.
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Yeah try loading the mower into an enclosed trailer in the middle of the summer! Like sticking it in the oven for 2-10 minutes at a time depending on how far the next job is!
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I “liked” your post I in fact like nothing about it
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Put these in a dish at a party and play Russian roulette.
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My wife’s family actually did that this past Christmas. Everyone ate dinner and let the food settle for an hour or so, but right before doing gifts they passed around a bowl with these in them. Everyone had to take at least one, even the young kids. Then one by one we all took our turn. Luckily for me and my son we both got normal ones. My poor wife got the dirty socks though.
Honestly it was a hilarious and fun experience for the family.
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Fescue to the rescue!
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I used to do that and mix a small bag of Blair’s death rain chips into a big bowl off bbq ones…Long before Doritos and their “roulette” bags of chips.
I did put a warning sign up.
“Some chips in this bowl are face melting hot”
Hilarity always ensued as drunk people like chips more than reading signs…
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You need a bigger spool.
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Just increase the spool buffer time and you be set.
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