We have a squirrel like that, he comes up on the deck right bye the door and starts shouting if we forget to put sunflower seeds on the bird table 
That’s right up there with “MGTOW”
Men Growing Their Own Weed.
But the vents!!! 
He’s got ears, right?
flo-thru ventilation.
Uhhhh…. Lol
This is fuckin ridiculous anymore, now they’re turning animals into being gay.
Fuckin government spending money on that shit, who fuckin cares.
So then 6% of the world’s population of male giraffes are responsible for all giraffe offspring? That doesn’t sound quite right.
There’s also a deep throating joke here somewhere but I’m not fully awake yet.
Nice talk this early!
Still have not got to the post office but have not forgotten you, my brother!
I can’t pop them for quite awhile anyway so truly no rush. I just appreciate the beans!
No. They’re documenting animal behavior and reporting on it honestly instead of white washing it.
Dolphins are rapists. It happens so often with ducks that their reproductive process has evolved around the practice!
Lotta gay penguins.
Necrophilia.
All of it happens in the animal kingdom, and in the past it was considered uncouth to report on it. These guys are just saying giraffes are gross horny bastards, banging everything they can catch. Not necessarily that they’re exclusively banging other dude giraffes. Lmfao
You can still like ducks after you find out about their corkscrew penis and labyrinth vaginas. It doesn’t make us bad people for being honest about it. Pl 