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Lmao plus 20 characters
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This poor bastard probably got fired when he clearly should be district manager you can’t teach that
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“A look of elderly bloodlust” lol literally spit out my beverage
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As she lunged her beige battering ram into the house that beef built
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I had a “why beige?” moment. Hah!
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Wow. I’m higher than I realized. The car is beige. Of course!
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Crashing into my world like dmb circa 96
Shit manager moshes emerald colored eyes
Given leather wings charred like brisket 
That should be scotch on the end it has less sugar than all of them
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Or a good Canadian Whiskey…
Edit: Personally I am not a fan of JD, give me a bottle of Gibson’s Finest or Alberta Springs, now that’s another story…
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