Lol…I dont think those masks actually do anything…they’re pretty flimsy…lol. and I get lots of iodine from the half pound of iodized salt I put on each of my french fries
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You mean the McDonald’s frys that contain 17 different chemicals in additional to potatoes?
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Lt. Dan Taylor:
There are two standing rules in this outfit. One, take care of your feet. Two, don’t go doing something stupid, like getting yourself killed!
Forrest Gump:
[to Bubba] I sure hope I don’t let him down.
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Heya WMoon,if you wanna get you one,it´s a TPz Fuchs parking on the Passat 
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Looks a lot like what the Marines use, only tougher. Any chance I can get the Rocket Launcher or 12.5mm guns with it??? 
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I would be looking for a new job that very minute.
Just bought a flip phone because my company wants us to download a tracking app for clocking in and out of work.
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Holy fuck, sounds like a constructive dismissal attempt.
You should just tell them they don’t pay you enough, or it’s a classic car you are slowly doing up. Some people like me don’t care what I drive, looks like, so long as it gets from a to b, Cheeky fuckers, I would be more inclined to believe fraud was taking place if employees were showing up in high end vehicles.
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Haha, LOL.
That wasn’t to me, thank God.
I just found this via Reddit (don’t know if it’s real) since it reflects some of the insanity in today’s dysfunctional workplace.
Like Diggy says, it would be time to burn that bridge to the ground if I’d receive that.
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“Dear sir - I know that you’re banging your secretary. I just wanted to document this here before having an actual discussion about it - with your wife.”
Threats beget threats 
That whole letter is revolting.
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Thats good I like that 
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In a sane and just world, this type of shit would be illegal.
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It probably is lol. I’ve worked at car dealers selling brand new cars and the salesmen and mechanics still drive beat shit boxes and noone bats an eye. I’d be getting a lawyer lol (he supposidly gets a big enough salary)
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Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven’t received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it…
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Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai, and they brought me a Pina Colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the Margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass…
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