And there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Happy Saturday! Hope you’re all having as good a one as possible!
Any of you Python enthusiasts that missed out on past giveaways and are dead set on getting these batches, I’ve got a couple sweet lots up on the auction in aid of @Pawsfodocaws and one of them (lot 25)contians 3 of the 5 oddly named seed batches.
Thread following bonus: Anyone that wins this lot (25) and adds the secret word, Jabberwocky, in a PM to me will recieve the complete set of 5 oddly named seed batches.
Argument Clinic
Philosophers Football
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
Spam
Best of luck everyone!
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. I had to
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thud]
[clang]
CART MASTER: Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough…]
[clang]
[…cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead! Nine pence.
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Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out…
[rewr!] …your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here’s one.
CART MASTER: Nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I’m not dead!
CART MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here’s your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I’m not dead!
CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he’s not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I’m not!
CART MASTER: He isn’t?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He’s very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I’m getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don’t want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can’t take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.
CART MASTER: I can’t.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
CART MASTER: No, I’ve got to go to the Robinsons’. They’ve lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when’s your next round?
CART MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I’ll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn’t there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who’s that, then?
CART MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
CART MASTER: He hasn’t got shit all over him.
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I got in trouble in school when the computer teacher noticed that I’d been printing out python scripts in the computer lab.
Like a manuscript.
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The Secret Policeman’s Ball - saw this back in the day and laughed myself sick 
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@Budderton ,
My package arrived! Thanks so much for what I wasn’t expecting along with what I did expect!!!
What a surprise THAT was!
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I’m happy to hear, thanks for letting me know @MoBilly . I thought you might enjoy trying out the “extra”. And it was my pleasure to get those to you, happy hunting!
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@Budderton
The swallow landed laden with offerings from another realm. Thank you, sir, for the nice surprise and for making the decision on what to grow next that much more challenging. I shall do my best!
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The full Monty has arrived!
My nipples explode with delight!
Thank you most kindly, @Budderton, I really appreciate your work!
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Wink Wink Nudge Nudge seedling.
I can smell foul Chemness on these already. Strong smells for such young plants.
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
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I love when this comes about.
Usually a real winner. Makes me smile.
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