I just made a Crunchy Frog 
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No you mustn’t…
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Im having too much fun to sign anything.
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“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate”
The thread is too cool @Budderton !!! I too watched with my father growing up… Cheers Everyone!!!
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What!!
No shrubbery??
Cheers
G
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If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
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Because I’m a Protestant, I can wear whatever I want on the end of my John Tomas.
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No, no. I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.
…and, Protestantism doesn’t stop at the simple condom. Oh, no. I can wear French Ticklers if I want.
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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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When I was a kid there used to be a radio program called the Goon Show with Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers, it was always on while we were eating Sunday lunch. My Dad would chastise us if we laughed until the day he himself laughed so hard he snorted a large piece of roast lamb out of his nose.
Happy days.
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Bring forth the holy hand genade!
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[reading]
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu…
Skip a bit, Brother…
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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“Excuse me…are you the Judean Peoples Front?”
“Fuck off! We’re the Peoples Front of Judea!”
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“Well we did do the nose”
The nose?”
“And the hat. But she is a witch!”
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