Best Haiku wins a 10 pack seed set

Got Dog shit on shoe
I wish I knew kung fu
Can now smell doo doo

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Learn to grow great weed
Avoid misdiagnosis
Add fucking boron!

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These seeds are for free
The grower has so many!
Signed, Chat GPT*

*human who just watched the southpark šŸ„ø

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Fragrant smoke rises
Mind and body now at ease
Weed, my dear solace

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Are my plants ready
To harvest? This the question
That all people hate.

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Are you red or blue?
When it comes to cannabis,
All my peeps are green.

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Tender shoots arise,
Nurtured with love and with light,
Buds bloom, sweet surprise.

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Fill and pack the bowl.
Filter smoke through H2O.
Exhale and get high.

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Lifted in the clouds
Higher than any seed growing
Fertilized by these handsā€¦hemp I stay rolling

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Greaat stuff thanks for the efforts so far. Also added a second and third place prize as well 3 packs for 2 and 2 for 3rd place. BT x Sowahh and winners choice

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Haiku thought i did not get any seeds
Oh well.:thinking:
Iā€™ll haiku a bowl of weedzz.:dash:
As Iā€¦
Walk thru this Sea-Of-Green

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I like to smoke weed, and eat marijuana things, Iā€™m high as shitā€¦ F**k

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Lol good ones

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I grow the green dank , the creator put it here, letā€™s all enjoy her

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I drop seeds and wait
Impatient and expectant
I reap the rewards

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My english is not so good but i will try :grinning:

Under the ground
Seed of hope that I will be
High as a kite

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Seven finger leaves

Blowing gently in the breeze

Puts my mind at ease

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Calm as a river
Tranquility in my heart
Blue summer skies reign

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5 , 7, 5 syllables lol

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Stoner mobile me
Beautiful, you green leaves you
So delicious, bye

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