I want to level some ground so I can lay my 6mx3m polytunnel and it’s too sunny so I have to sit around and drink beer instead.
My beer is frozen
They ran out of organic broccoli at the community supported agriculture farm stand before I got there.
I cant get a kilo rare T-bone at the local vegan restaurant even though the steakhouse restaurant next door sells vegan meals. I mean, seriously?
Two things I enjoy a lot (growing cannabis and mushrooms) are illegal, so when asked about my hobbies I can only say “I hang around a lot doing nothing”.
Edit:
I just realized that sounds like a stoner, so even that is suspicious.
Third world problem,
Just got pulled over while drinking, cop didn’t want to hold my beer while I was looking for my license that I didn’t have with me. Oh well, slipped him a crisp $20usd bill and was on my way. hahaahahahahahahahahahah
The tap water doesn’t taste very good here. Now I have to drive to the convenience store and buy some bottled water.
That’s what we used to do in Ukraine too. Not sure if it’s gotten better, haven’t been in over 10 years. Just put the 20 in the paperwork, and hand it over. Paperwork comes back without the 20 and off you go.
My Amazon order of useless shit is a day late, and that upsets my feeling.
I hope your not in Flint
that’s upriver (char limit)
I planted cannabis and chili in identical pots but I’m too lazy to label them.
Tune back in tomorrow for “I don’t know what is in which pot”.
Can I vape chili?
I have to stop growing weed so I can upgrade my grow room.
I won seeds again and have to choose a strain.
These damn plant counts.
My internet connection at work is so slow, 3MB images load like I’m still using Netscape.
looolz at these first world problems.
its 101F here. i stepped out, said ‘fuck its hot’, and went back inside - ordered delivery for lunch and its only 2 blocks from here. im such a lazy prick.
The supermarket didn’t have my favourite brand of toilet paper in the colour that matches the bathroom.
Leaving the bowling alley after 3 hrs only to discover it is raining out and you don’t have the hardtop or softtop on the Jeep…
My dentist told me to only chew on half my mouth for 24 hours. I feel like I can only taste half my food.
Plants counts blow no consideration for us pheno hunters trying to breed qaulity.