Foreigner Goes Legal

As long its a prescribed burn. :fire:

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In before close!

Don’t forget to stop by the spare bathroom!

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I’ve made this same request of your thread countless times. What makes you think they’ll listen to you?

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :metal:

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:joy::joy::joy:

In my new thread there will be no jokes allowed.

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Remind me to mute.

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Ok fine there will still be jokes allowed but there will be a strict vetting process :+1::-1:

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Definitely remind me to mute :rofl:

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“I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a member”

  • Groucho Marx
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This is a sentance about a fart.

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“Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded”

Yogi berra about foreigners threads

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You’ve really captured the essence of the thing.

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Thanks. I worked really hard on capturing the essence of it in totality through word smithing. Whate came forth was so majestic and beautifull that if one was to behold it your eyes would burst, heart explode andmind be driven to madness from its sheer majesty.

So i erased ir and wrote that instead.

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Aboot a faert?

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Every time I see this spelling I’m transported back to ninth grade English class where I can hear the instructor openly berate students’ submissions like today’s period was an episode of Jay Leno.

Thank you for this vivid mental journey.

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= sentence + seance

:+1:

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They say the longest sentence in the English language is “I do.”

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :metal:

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Good morning all.

@moderators
@toastyjakes
@Northern_Loki

If you would be so kind as to lock down this thread to further posts I’d appreciate it. I’m going to start a new one.

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