Did you hear about the pirate who’s obese parrot died?
They were sad but they said it was a huge weight off their shoulders.
Did you hear about the pirate who’s obese parrot died?
They were sad but they said it was a huge weight off their shoulders.
We are laughing our asses off! Someone start liking the jokes!
So far it’s just @SensiBowl
The x ring @estab87
that’s my vote, always up for a pirate joke! Outta likes
@SensiBowl for one.
2 more left…
Anyone else try to figure out Jewish football? I
I guess it’s to get the quarter back
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me!
You got it! Send me them address deets and I’ll get this package (and some stickers we talked about!) out to ya.
What did the overgrow user say?
“Dibs! Dibs! Dibs to the dibs god!”
I gotta give you that one !! We are roaring!!
@leetdood
OK 2 down! 1 to go.
Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts!
@leetdood for the win.
Thank you! I’ll pass as I’ve been getting too much lately. Just wanted to join in the fun before I went to bed.
Good night everyone.
@TopShelfTrees1 you’re killing me!!
Insomnia is awful, but on the plus side… only 3 more sleeps til Christmas!
Two guys broke into a pharmacy and stole the viagra, police put out an apb for two hardened criminals!
So 1 left. @TopShelfTrees1 you got that one!
why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
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the ghosts bring all the boos
You gotta stop! Lol